Valentine Jokes! 

Question: What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb? 
Answer: “Bee mine.” 

Question: Why are artichokes so beloved? 
Answer: They’re known for their hearts. 

Question: What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? 
Answer: “I found the perfect match!” 

Question: Why did the magnet hit on the refrigerator? 
Answer: He found her to be very attractive. 

Question: What’s the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14? 
Answer: A hug and a quiche. 

Question: What’s the most romantic ship? 
Answer: Courtship. 

Question: What did the pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? 
Answer: “You’re a big dill to me.” 

Question: How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond? 
Answer: “I’m nuts about you.” 

Question: How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans? 
Answer: They said it was a date. 

Question: Why do air fresheners love Valentine’s Day? 
Answer: They’re so scent-imental. 

Question: How did one drum tell the other about its feelings? 
Answer: “My heart beats for you.”