Q: Who has to work on the 4th of July?
A: Fire works.
Q: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: On the bottom of the page.
Q: Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?
A: Because he couldn’t lie.
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: The indepen-dance.
Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand for freedom?
A: Because she can’t sit.
Q: What did the flag do when it lost its voice?
A: It just waved.
Q: What beverage do you drink on July 4th?
Q: Why is there no knock-knock joke about America?
A: Because freedom rings.
Q: What did King George think of the American colonists?
A: He thought they were revolting.
Q: What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
A: You stole my thunder!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
A: Yeah, it cracked me up.
Q: What are the most patriotic flowers?
A: Yankee Doodle Dandylions.
Q: What do you serve with cheese on Independence Day?
A: Fire crackers.
Q: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?
A: It needed to trim its bangs.
Q: What is the best sport to play on July 4th?
A: Flag football.
Q: Which flag is the most highly rated?
A: The American flag. It has 50 stars..
Q: What do you get if you cross a T-Rex with a firework?