4th of July Jokes Sure to Go Off with a Bang!

Q: Who has to work on the 4th of July?
A: Fire works.

Q: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
A: Tea-shirts.

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: On the bottom of the page.

Q: Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?
A: Because he couldn’t lie.

Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: The indepen-dance.

Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand for freedom?
A: Because she can’t sit.

Q: What did the flag do when it lost its voice?
A: It just waved.

Q: What beverage do you drink on July 4th?
A: Liber-tea.

Q: Why is there no knock-knock joke about America?
A: Because freedom rings.

Q: What did King George think of the American colonists?
A: He thought they were revolting.

Q: What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
A: You stole my thunder!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
A: Yeah, it cracked me up.

Q: What are the most patriotic flowers?
A: Yankee Doodle Dandylions.

Q: What do you serve with cheese on Independence Day?
A: Fire crackers.

Q: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?
A: It needed to trim its bangs.

Q: What is the best sport to play on July 4th?
A: Flag football.

Q: Which flag is the most highly rated?
A: The American flag. It has 50 stars..

Q: What do you get if you cross a T-Rex with a firework?
A: Dino-myte.